People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...With climate change all over the media, can you spot a melting glacier? What’s your Ice See Q?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
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