Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
What’s the official flower of the USA?
People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
Any species extinction is a genuscide.