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Puns tagged ‘the environment’:

03/22/12

Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/03/11

Any species extinction is a genuscide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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08/25/11

Clean river activists are wading for good eau.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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03/31/11

GET MUGGED

Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
  2. I’m in-disposed
  3. Ever bean enviro-friendly?
  4. No more paper view.
  5. Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
  6. Save the planet. Get mugged.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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03/22/11

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This line is bio agreeable
  2. We emphasize your natural resources
  3. Active wear, not radioactive wear
  4. How to planet your wardrobe
  5. We’re model citizens
  6. Get green-shirtified
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/21/11

NOISE POLLUTION?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting an a cappella group at our School of Natural Resources and Environment and I’d like a punny name that combines musical terms with environmental terms. ~Naomi, Ann Arbor, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. A cappellecology
  2. Sound Policy
  3. Resource Distraction
  4. Do no Harmony
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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06/29/10

Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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06/24/10

Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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05/31/10

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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05/21/10

Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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