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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘the environment’:

03/22/12

Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/03/11

Any species extinction is a genuscide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)
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08/25/11

Clean river activists are wading for good eau.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/31/11

GET MUGGED

Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
  2. I’m in-disposed
  3. Ever bean enviro-friendly?
  4. No more paper view.
  5. Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
  6. Save the planet. Get mugged.
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)
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03/22/11

Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This line is bio agreeable
  2. We emphasize your natural resources
  3. Active wear, not radioactive wear
  4. How to planet your wardrobe
  5. We’re model citizens
  6. Get green-shirtified
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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03/21/11

NOISE POLLUTION?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting an a cappella group at our School of Natural Resources and Environment and I’d like a punny name that combines musical terms with environmental terms. ~Naomi, Ann Arbor, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. A cappellecology
  2. Sound Policy
  3. Resource Distraction
  4. Do no Harmony
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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06/29/10

Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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06/24/10

Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)
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05/31/10

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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05/21/10

Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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