If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Any species extinction is a genuscide.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
(6 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
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