Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Any species extinction is a genuscide.
Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
With climate change all over the media, can you spot a melting glacier? What’s your Ice See Q?
If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026