Newspapers are going green. In fact by 2010 all articles’ opening sentences must be lede-certified.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...the environment
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Mass extinction is not much fauna at all.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Modern environmentalists have a quasi-religious zeal. They’re like emissionaries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
(8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...At the United Nations Conference on Poultry in Pecking, China, several accords were discussed, including a complicated capon-trade system. But as the cluck was winding down on the agreement, many nations cried fowl, arguing that capon-trade would only lead to more hen-some profits for agribusinesses, and real progress would be nothing but chicken feed. In order to lay down their yolks, developing nations staged a coop! Their leader made a speech, saying “When all people, white and dark, meat, there is hope.” This democratic gesture inspired everyone, even nations whose broil kings were in attendance. But the cynical members of the global press downplayed the developments, just drank a lot of Wild Turkey and got totally basted. #classicpun-011026
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Atkins dieters are now fighting climate change. They favour attacks on carbin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...