The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
the environment
With climate change all over the media, can you spot a melting glacier? What’s your Ice See Q?
Do bored mountaineers embrace climb-it change?
Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.
Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
Those who wear earmuffs aren’t afraid of lobal warming.
What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
Clean river activists are wading for good eau.
GET MUGGED
Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
- I’m in-disposed
- Ever bean enviro-friendly?
- No more paper view.
- Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
- Save the planet. Get mugged.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified