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10/10/15

PERMIANODICAL
Dear Pun Gents, My company is coming up with a name for our new quarterly newsletter. We are an oil company engaged in upstream oil production, specifically Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR). Our company name is Occidental Petroleum, often referred to as Oxy, and our business unit is called Permian EOR. The newsletter is only for our business unit. ~David, Houston, TX
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Permianodical
  2. Permian Post
  3. Oxy A Question
  4. Permannounce [permanence]
  5. EOR The Donkey
  6. E-ORatory
  7. The Petropost
  8. Oxy Talks
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03/31/15

Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.

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07/01/14

To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.

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02/09/13

If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.

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09/23/12

BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza

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07/18/12

I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.

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06/24/10

Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?

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05/31/10

If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.

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04/14/10

An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.

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