If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
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If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.
I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.
Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.

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