If Shakespeare were alive today, he’d write Oil Wells that End Well.
If you are an oil sheikh in the Middle East, you Arabic deal.
An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
To petro-states much oil wealth has a crude.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
- The Permianodical
- Permian Post
- Oxy A Question
- Permannounce [permanence]
- EOR The Donkey
- The Petropost
- Oxy Talks
Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.
If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.