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02/18/2025

Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, energy, shopping, the economy Leave a comment
12/05/2024

After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, energy, light, nuclear power Leave a comment
11/09/2024

Cannibals rely on fossil fuels, especially bit human.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags bitumen, cannibalism, energy, oil Leave a comment
09/28/2023

Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags egypt, electricity, energy, hydro power, rivers, the nile Leave a comment
08/05/2023

Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.

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Categories Pun of the Day Tags cars, clowns, energy Leave a comment
06/09/2023

Renewable energy is a fuel hardy endeavor.

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03/14/2023

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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11/05/2021

Hell is soular powered.

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10/07/2021

Wind farmers look forward to which month? A gust.

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10/14/2020

An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.

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