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10/10/15

PERMIANODICAL
Dear Pun Gents, My company is coming up with a name for our new quarterly newsletter. We are an oil company engaged in upstream oil production, specifically Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR). Our company name is Occidental Petroleum, often referred to as Oxy, and our business unit is called Permian EOR. The newsletter is only for our business unit. ~David, Houston, TX
 
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. The Permianodical
  2. Permian Post
  3. Oxy A Question
  4. Permannounce [permanence]
  5. EOR The Donkey
  6. E-ORatory
  7. The Petropost
  8. Oxy Talks
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12/06/09

Newspapers are going green. In fact by 2010 all articles’ opening sentences must be lede-certified.

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