In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’