When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?