NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
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