Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”