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Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.

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The situation in Damascus is Syrias!

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Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

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Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?

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In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

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The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’

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Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir

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Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!

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When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”

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