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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘the mideast’:


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03/01/12

Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.

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01/28/12

The situation in Damascus is Syrias!

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03/09/11

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

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02/20/11

Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?

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10/27/10

In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?

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09/22/09

The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’

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09/20/09

Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir

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01/04/09

Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!

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10/01/08

When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”

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03/22/08

Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?

Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.

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