NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
the mideast
In Dubai, is it true the Shake Mo’Hammock orders his wife to rock him to sleep?
MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
The situation in Damascus is Syrias!
Milkshake: nickname for a caucasian Emir
Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?
Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.
How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.
Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.