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Puns tagged ‘baking’:

01/23/15

Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/08/15

Pie-making is a lost tart.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/05/14

What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/04/13

Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/10/12

The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/21/11

The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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04/05/11

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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01/21/11

No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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