Puns tagged ‘baking’:
01/23/15
Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/08/15
Pie-making is a lost tart. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/05/14
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/04/13
Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?  (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/10/12
The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/30/11
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...05/21/11
The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood. (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5) Loading ...04/05/11
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses. (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5) Loading ...01/21/11
No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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