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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘baking’:

01/23/15

Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/08/15

Pie-making is a lost tart.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/05/14

What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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06/04/13

Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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07/10/12

The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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06/30/11

Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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05/21/11

The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)
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04/05/11

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
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01/21/11

No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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