I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Pie-making is a lost tart.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The best part of working at Cinnabon: the hot and sticky loafmaking #cinnabon
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
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