I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.
They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.