Puns tagged ‘guns’:
05/30/13
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...01/18/13
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov! (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...12/07/11
Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...04/05/11
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses. (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/10
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi. (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/10
They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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