Puns tagged ‘guns’:
05/30/13
The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5) Loading ...02/06/13
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...01/18/13
I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov! (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...12/07/11
Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel. (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/05/11
A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses. (11 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5) Loading ...09/05/10
I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi. (6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5) Loading ...06/03/10
They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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