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05/30/13

The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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02/06/13

If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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01/18/13

I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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12/07/11

Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/05/11

A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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09/05/10

I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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06/03/10

They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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