A mad baker came at me with a ryeful, a 12-grain shotgun with pumpernickel action! He look at me with such loaving, and said “You’re a gluten for punishment.” I never shoulda crust the guy. I barley survived the encounter, and there were no wheatnesses.
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(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...The ease of acquiring deadly ammunition in America has reach hollow point.
(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...I met my first Jewish gun owner. Muzzle Tov!
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.
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