Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle
My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.
People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”