What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
Moldy Jello? That’s rather off pudding.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
During World War II many Belgians were recruited to bake fluffy treats for the Lustwaffle
My wife wants gluten-free cakes. I’m flourless to stop her.
People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
After Marie Antoinette said “Let them eat cake,” French protesters responded with “Hey hey, ho ho, Marie-Antoinette has gateau go!”