Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
They opened a circumcision clinic next to an ice cream parlour. Aka Foreskin Robbin‘.
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.
Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.