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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘ice cream’:

05/28/17

A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.

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04/21/17

How does one scoop ice cream? It’s a matter of great cone sequence.

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01/18/16

Before ice cream, Ben and Jerry worked in software, you know, hawkin’ DOS.

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11/29/15

People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

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11/17/13

I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.

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