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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘selfishness’:

11/17/13

I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.

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08/26/13

A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.

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