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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘circumcision’:

11/26/11

After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances

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09/18/11

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

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04/06/11

NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!

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