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Puns tagged ‘circumcision’:

11/26/11

After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances

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09/18/11

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

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04/06/11

NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!

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