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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘french’:

09/29/17

The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.

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10/18/13

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say,nob-less oblige’.

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06/05/13

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

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11/01/12

My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.

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09/06/11

French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.

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06/15/11

A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.

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01/17/11

Mr. T has no patience for beady-eyed French lunatics. As he says himself, “Oeil petit des foux”

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01/10/11

I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.

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