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Puns tagged ‘french’:

10/18/13

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say,nob-less oblige’.

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06/05/13

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

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11/01/12

My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.

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09/06/11

French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.

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06/15/11

A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.

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01/17/11

Mr. T has no patience for beady-eyed French lunatics. As he says himself, “Oeil petit des foux”

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01/10/11

I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.

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