Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
You can own a sheep, or fleece it.
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.