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What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.

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I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.

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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.

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My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

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Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.

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What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

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There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.

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How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?

“Ewe conduit!“

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The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?

Ewesed.

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