You can own a sheep, or fleece it.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
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