The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You can own a sheep, or fleece it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
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