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Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.

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What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

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There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.

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How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?

“Ewe conduit!“

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The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?

Ewesed.

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Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!

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Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?

Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.

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Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.

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What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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