What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
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