The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
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