If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?