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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘sheep’:

11/23/16

If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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11/03/15

You can own a sheep, or fleece it.

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08/28/15

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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05/01/15

When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.

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04/15/15

Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

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03/26/15

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

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06/24/14

What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.

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05/31/14

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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08/10/13

My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

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