What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.