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I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.

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What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?

“We’re a freight of ewe!”

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Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.

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If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.

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What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?

She Baangs

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What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“

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Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.

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I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.

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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.

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