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What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?

“We’re a freight of ewe!”

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Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.

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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.

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The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.

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If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

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You can own a sheep, or fleece it.

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When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.

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Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

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