Puns tagged ‘sheep’:
11/23/16
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/18/16
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.   (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...11/03/15
You can own a sheep, or fleece it. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...08/28/15
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/01/15
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/15/15
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/26/15
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis. (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) Loading ...06/24/14
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“ (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/31/14
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/10/13
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.” (4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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