Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
You can own a sheep, or fleece it.
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.