The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
sheep
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.