Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.