Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...You can own a sheep, or fleece it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What kind of flooring is inherently sheepish? Lamb innate.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
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