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Puns tagged ‘sheep’:

11/23/16

If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

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03/18/16

What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.

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11/03/15

You can own a sheep, or fleece it.

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08/28/15

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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05/01/15

When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.

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04/15/15

Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.

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03/26/15

What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.

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06/24/14

What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.

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05/31/14

There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.

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08/10/13

My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”

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