The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
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