The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What’s the favourite ride of Scotsmen? Eweber. It’s sheeper than a regular taxi.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
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