Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A:Â Lamb-burger-inis.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
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