Which fish loves sheep? The lamprey.
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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
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