I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
(10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is Salman Rushdie against sheep?
Perhaps. Some say he is lambophobic.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
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