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Puns tagged ‘deer’:

02/14/16

Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.

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06/24/14

What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.

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12/08/13

Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.

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04/26/12

Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.

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01/19/12

Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?

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