What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?