Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Liquefied deer make great faun’d ooze.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Brigadiers like imprisoning Bambi?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What did the deer say to the sheep? “I’m very faun of ewe.“
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
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