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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘disasters’:

05/06/12

If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.

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02/03/11

Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:

  1. Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
  2. Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
  3. If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
  4. Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
  5. Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
  6. Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
  7. We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!
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11/14/10

When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.

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