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Puns tagged ‘fleas’:

08/28/15

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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01/21/14

I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

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10/07/13

Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!

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