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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘fleas’:

05/19/17

Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.

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08/28/15

Sheep are itchy. They have fleece.

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01/21/14

I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

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10/07/13

Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!

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