Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
God helped the Israelites to the Red Sea, but after that they parted waves.
A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
God is Amenable to prayer.
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.