If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
Fish farming? Hoe my Cod, what a great idea!
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”