A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.
God
God’s favourite comedian? Cause be.
Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
The atheist turkey didn’t believe in gobble.
God is Amenable to prayer.
If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.