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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘elephants’:

03/02/13

I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.

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09/21/10

I woke up beside an elephant. Man did I feel trunk last night.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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