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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘prayer’:

03/21/17

What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden?  “Lettuce prey.”

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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11/10/14

Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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07/09/14

I am Amenable to prayer.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/23/14

The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/10/14

Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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02/09/14

I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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