I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.