I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
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