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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘the beach’:


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03/20/13
After searching for shells all day, I’m totally conched out.
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02/05/11

When I’m in Spain, I hit the beach. I’m a total playa.

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11/19/10

SUN THING SPECIAL

Dear Pun Gents, we need a beach house name in Kure (pronounced ‘curry’) Beach, North Carolina. Owners in medical field, house aqua-colored. Looking for something clever but not pretentious or dirty.  ”A Shore Cure” or Seas the Day? Can’t we do better? ~Carrie, Raleigh, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Don’t Kure, Beach Happy
  2. Carolina on the Beach
  3. Sun Thing Special
  4. Kure Patience
  5. Aquazy House
  6. Sand from Heaven
  7. Smile and Wave
  8. Kure-B Your Enthusiasm
  9. Perfect Tans
  10. Tidyllic
  11. Tidal Pleasures
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