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06/09/2023

Easter is all about sandwiches. Because heroes on the third day. The disciples thought it was about potato chips. Because they took the body and had it all dressed.

(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

12/23/2021

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/29/2020

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)