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Puns tagged ‘potatoes’:

03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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04/12/15

If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?

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08/02/13

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

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02/22/13

Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis

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