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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘potatoes’:

11/07/17

I’ll eat any kind of sweet potato. I’m yambidextrous.

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03/12/16

Mr. Potatohead went to the oncologist. They assured him “It’s not a tuber!”

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04/12/15

If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?

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08/02/13

I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.

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02/22/13

Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis

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