NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
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Loading...Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If you are at the wrong end of a chainsaw accident, try to understand. To err is hew man.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Onan is an island.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...As scholars of dead languages, we want to have archaic and eat it too.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Almonds are created equal.
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