A leper doesn’t change his spots.
proverbs
For an archer, opportunity nocks.
The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
Almonds are created equal.
If you want to lose weight for your wedding, do it in the Spring. Because bride grows before the fall.
Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”