I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...proverbs
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Why are bovines well-behaved in pottery stores?
Because they are likable in a china shop!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why do old donkeys rarely laugh?
Because a mule and his funny are soon parted!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you just defecate in your hands if you really have to go?
Because a turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why is it filthy droids end up doing all the work?
Because a washed ‘bot never toils.
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