People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
proverbs
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Why does it not matter when Germans scratch their butts?
Because ass-itch in time saves nein.
You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
Are most cabbies dangerous drivers? Like the old saying goes – nothing’s certain but death in taxis.


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