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So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.

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Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

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I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.

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If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.

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If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”

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It’s easy to libel an Icelander.

It’s easy to libel an Icelander.

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Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.

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When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.

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Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

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For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.

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