If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.