When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”