Puns tagged ‘insults’:
04/18/17
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/19/16
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.   (7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5) Loading ...02/16/13
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss. (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/02/12
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels. (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...08/30/12
Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss. (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...06/09/12
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk. (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/07/12
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy. (11 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5) Loading ...02/17/12
For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous. (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...11/11/11
If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/08/10
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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