For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.
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Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.

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