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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘insults’:

04/18/17

How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/19/16

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 1.86 out of 5)
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02/16/13

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/02/12

Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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08/30/12

Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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06/09/12

Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/07/12

Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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02/17/12

For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/11/11

If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/08/10

So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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