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Puns tagged ‘insults’:

01/19/16

Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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02/16/13

Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/02/12

Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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08/30/12

Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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06/09/12

Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/07/12

Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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02/17/12

For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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11/11/11

If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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12/08/10

So what if I wear jeans every day. Don’t denim grade me! Leave I alone.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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01/27/10

Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)
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