How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.