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Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.

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When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.

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Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.

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For a guy holding a cat in his hand, you’re acting especially pompous.

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The Pun Gents don’t mind if you criticize their jokes, but they won’t tolerate ad homonym attacks.

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How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.

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Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.

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Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.

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Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.

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I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.

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