Those who work with bamboo are dirty rattan scoundrels.
Call me scent o’ mental, but when I talk to you I can smell the crazy.
I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
Life is much better when I’m not arguing with some fat-headed swine. Pig no rants is bliss.