I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.
How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”