If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.
Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.