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I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.

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How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.

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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.

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Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!

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I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.

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My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

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Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

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If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”

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Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.

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Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.

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