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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘rodents’:

03/17/17

My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

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01/14/16

If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”

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07/28/15

Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.

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10/26/13

Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.

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