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Puns tagged ‘rodents’:

03/17/17

My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

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01/26/17

Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.

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01/14/16

If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”

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07/28/15

Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.

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10/26/13

Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.

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