If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I try to speak the language of hamsters. But the translation gets all gerbiled.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
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