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11/13/201311/13/2013

Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

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09/20/201210/04/2012

Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.

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01/15/200910/22/2006

Which saint had no problem seducing women?

Francis of Asseasy.

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01/15/200909/10/2006

When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.

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01/15/200908/03/2006

In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?

Jonah of Ark.

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10/07/200911/04/2005

Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?

Shakes pear.

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10/15/200908/08/2005

Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.

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10/15/200908/05/2005

When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.

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10/15/200907/18/2005

When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!

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10/19/200906/23/2005

What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?

The Origin of the Feces!

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