What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
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