What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?
Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
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