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Puns tagged ‘historical figures’:

11/13/13

Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.

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10/04/12

Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.

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10/22/06

Which saint had no problem seducing women?

Francis of Asseasy.

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09/10/06

When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.

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08/03/06

In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?

Jonah of Ark.

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11/04/05

Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?

Shakes pear.

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08/08/05

Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.

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08/05/05

When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.

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07/18/05

When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!

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06/23/05

What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?

The Origin of the Feces!

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