Puns tagged ‘historical figures’:
11/13/13
Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.  (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/22/06
Which saint had no problem seducing women? Francis of Asseasy. (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...09/10/06
When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood. (4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/03/06
In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship? Jonah of Ark. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/04/05
Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies? Shakes pear. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/08/05
Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty. (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...08/05/05
When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/18/05
When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/23/05
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head? The Origin of the Feces! (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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