When Sir Edmund Hillary got a chance to pitch in a baseball match, he fell asleep at the rubber. He must have thought it was Mound Have-a-Rest!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...When the saviour of Nottingham Forest got an honourary degree from Oxford, he had to wear a robe and hood.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
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