When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.

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Why did the Italian dictator attack his son’s babysitter and take her wallet?

Because he wanted to be seen behaving mug-nanny-Mussolini! (magnanimously – needs to be read aloud)

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