When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, who was stowed away in the belly of a ship?
Jonah of Ark.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When asked for advice on mountain climbing by his Roman colleagues, Caesar replied, “K2, Brute.“
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