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Puns tagged ‘clocks’:

10/11/16

If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.

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05/19/15

At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.

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04/11/14

It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? ¬†Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.

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01/04/13

In an issue of British national security, they had to call in a repairman to re-wind Big Ben. MI6 classified it as ‘clock in danger‘ operation.

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