At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...In an issue of British national security, they had to call in a repairman to re-wind Big Ben. MI6 classified it as ‘clock in danger‘ operation.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Centuries ago, the Swiss clockmaking guild persecuted anyone who stepped out of line; many members were accused of watchcraft.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I tell people I invented a moon-powered clock, they look at me like I’m a lunar-tick.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If I show anyone my cuckoo clock, I’ll be a laughing’s tock.
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