fundraiser

DON’T STOP BEAVERING

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
  2. Don’t Stop Beavering
  3. Beaver Fever
  4. Green + White = Gold
  5. Unfreeze our Funds
  6. Bemidjial Classes
  7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
  8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
  9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
  10. Look Out: Green Aid!
  11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars
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CAN SOAR SOCIETY

Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great.  There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Can Soar Society
  2. The Beat It Dudes
  3. See You in Health
  4. Chemochameleons
  5. Remission Accomplished
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GET MUGGED

Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
  2. I’m in-disposed
  3. Ever bean enviro-friendly?
  4. No more paper view.
  5. Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
  6. Save the planet. Get mugged.
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