Dear Pun Gents,

we need pain medicine puns for a 5k. We are a team of emergency room staff. Our team name is the “painkillers” and we need individual names for shirts. ~Katie, Centreville, VA

1. Aspirin’ Runner (aspiring)
2. Anal Geezer (analgesia)
3. Nocicery Evil (nociception)
4. Pain My Dues
5. Pain it Forward
6. Paindemonium
7. The Advillain
8. The Big Hurt
9. Ow! Capone
10. MethaDon Corleone
11. The Great Codeini [Houdini]
12. CelebrexStreet Boys
13. Darva
14. Ty Leno [Jay Leno?]
15. ASAtronaut
16. The Aceto Men

    [General ER names]

17. Public Anemia
18. Kool CAT
19. Electro Cardio Grandma
20. Where’s WalDOA
21. Done Like DNR
22. Auntie EMs
23. Pepe Dural
24. First Degree Bernie
25. Hemmor Reggie
26. Poison IVey
27. Meddy Vedder
28. The Virgin MRI
29. ODie
30. Perry Cardial
31. Sally Saline
32. Shockille O’Neal