TEMPEST IN A PEE CUP

Dear Pun Gents,
My work team needs a clever name for a marathon. We do pre-employment screening tests, e.g. drug tests, breath-alcohol tests, physicals, etc. Nothing too vulgar because we are representing our company, but clever and funny would be suitable. Please help!
~Sarah, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Testy Feelings
  2. Tempest in a Pee Cup
  3. Running some Tests
  4. Urining for Victory
  5. The out of breathalyzers
  6. Big Screen Thrillers
  7. The Hired Stuff
  8. Who Let the Drugs Out
  9. Physical Labour
  10. HRmy
  11. Run to the Bathroom
  12. Vial Behaviour
  13. No Test for the Wicked
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HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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