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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘volleyball’:

04/04/15

Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.

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03/21/11

I DIG YOU

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Just don’t spike my drink, ok?
  2. Haven’t I seen you on the net?
  3. You look smashing.
  4. Say no, and I’ll ball.
  5. I’ve also been around the block
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