Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a girl to prom. She plays volleyball, so it can be related to that. ~Josh, San José, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Just don’t spike my drink, ok?
- Haven’t I seen you on the net?
- You look smashing.
- Say no, and I’ll ball.
- I’ve also been around the block