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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘spiders’:

07/27/17

How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.

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02/07/11

YOU’RE SUCH A GREAT POISON

Dear Pun Gents, I need a good Valentine’s pun that has to do with spiders. Something original (nothing about a love bug please!) and punny. And nothing that says ‘I love you’ in it. Thanks. ~Tori, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Happy Venomtine’s Day – You’re such a wonderful poison
  2. Can you believe we met on the web?
  3. [Black widow to mate]: I met my last husband on the web
  4. When I saw your legs – I eight them up
  5. How time flies [fly stuck on spiderweb]
  6. Weave come a long way.
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09/12/10

NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!

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