Dear Pun Gents, I need a good Valentine’s pun that has to do with spiders. Something original (nothing about a love bug please!) and punny. And nothing that says ‘I love you’ in it. Thanks. ~Tori, Seattle, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Happy Venomtine’s Day – You’re such a wonderful poison
2. Can you believe we met on the web?
3. [Black widow to mate]: I met my last husband on the web
4. When I saw your legs – I eight them up
5. How time flies [fly stuck on spiderweb]
6. Weave come a long way.

(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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