Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
- How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
- OOP I did it again.
- Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
- You never Bohr me.
- I could go for a jolly rogering
- BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.