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Puns tagged ‘physics’:

07/25/12

What’s the business equivalent of combining matter and anti-matter? A: cars with built-in smartphones, ie Kia and Nokia.

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03/18/12

Soda going flat is just the loss of fizzics in action.

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06/29/11

My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.

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02/13/11

SMILE FOR THE PHOTON

Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It Hertz to be apart
  2. You’re my favourite Galileo
  3. I quanta be with you
  4. Your quarks are so charming
  5. Love is Vectorious
  6. Our love is a universal constant
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02/13/11

Upon hearing someone noisily defecate in a bathroom stall, people tend to scurry away. Scientists have labeled this phenomenon the Ploppler Shift.

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02/07/11

ALL THAT YOU ARRGH

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can ┬ábe on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day
  2. How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.
  3. OOP I did it again.
  4. Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+
  5. You never Bohr me.
  6. I could go for a jolly rogering
  7. BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.
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05/29/10

For unemployed physicists, the Large Hadron Collider is a make-quark project.

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02/07/06

How is physics similar to medicine?

It’s an atomy subject.

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