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Puns tagged ‘wedding’:
02/14/11
RECEIVING LINES
Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
- I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
- You really vowed the crowd.
- Set the lovin to high.
| Topic: family, love, relationships, wedding | COMMENT »
02/13/11
SMILE FOR THE PHOTON
Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It Hertz to be apart
- You’re my favourite Galileo
- I quanta be with you
- Your quarks are so charming
- Love is Vectorious
- Our love is a universal constant
| Topic: physics, valentine's day, wedding | 1 COMMENT »
02/09/10
OAHU-TH OF MARRIAGE
Dear Pun Gents, we’re having custom cozies made for our beach wedding in Hawaii and need a slogan them. We need something better than “Let’s get Mauied” ‘ cause that’s lame. Thanks! ~Maryann, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hawaii Doing?
- Honeymumu in Honolulu
- Ring Beerers
- This Beach is Cold
- Serve Us Up [Surf's Up]
| Topic: alcohol, wedding | COMMENT »
01/27/10
MINT TO BE
Dear Pun Gents, my fiancé and I are giving decorative bags filled with peppermints to guests at our wedding. Can you think of a wedding-appropriate pun for the mints?
~Sarah, St. Louis, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mint To Be
- Candied Moments
- Sav-our Marriage
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- Suckin to None
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| Topic: wedding | COMMENT »
01/22/10
MATRIMONY MONY
Dear Pun Gents, some good wedding band names. ~Lisa, Tampa, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Wedding Band
- Band for Life
- Big Rock
- Aislevis Priestley
- Easy Briders
| Topic: puns on demand, wedding | COMMENT »
01/21/10
LAWFUL WEDDED WISECRACKS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married - the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Groom with a View
- Gay Mon!
- Married to a Blog - but he’s a nice fella!
- Aisle Be There
- Nup it in the bud
- Diary of Stan/Frank
- Let’s Wed and See
| Topic: tech, wedding | COMMENT »
01/21/10
THE BUCK SHOTS HERE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
- Bailey able to stand
- Jello Hooters
- Shoot Your Load.
- Gal-liano
- Totally Kahlua-lass
| Topic: alcohol, bachelorette party, wedding | COMMENT »
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