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Puns tagged ‘wedding’:
02/09/10
OAHU-TH OF MARRIAGE
Dear Pun Gents, we’re having custom cozies made for our beach wedding in Hawaii and need a slogan them. We need something better than “Let’s get Mauied” ‘ cause that’s lame. Thanks! ~Maryann, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hawaii Doing?
- Honeymumu in Honolulu
- Ring Beerers
- This Beach is Cold
- Serve Us Up [Surf's Up]
Topic: alcohol, wedding | COMMENT »
Dear Pun Gents, my fiancé and I are giving decorative bags filled with peppermints to guests at our wedding. Can you think of a wedding-appropriate pun for the mints?
~Sarah, St. Louis, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mint To Be
- Candied Moments
- Sav-our Marriage
- You Sugar Me All Night Long
- Suckin to None
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Dear Pun Gents, some good wedding band names. ~Lisa, Tampa, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Wedding Band
- Band for Life
- Big Rock
- Aislevis Priestley
- Easy Briders
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married - the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Groom with a View
- Gay Mon!
- Married to a Blog - but he’s a nice fella!
- Aisle Be There
- Nup it in the bud
- Diary of Stan/Frank
- Let’s Wed and See
Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
- Bailey able to stand
- Jello Hooters
- Shoot Your Load.
- Gal-liano
- Totally Kahlua-lass