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Puns tagged ‘wedding’:

02/09/10

OAHU-TH OF MARRIAGE

Dear Pun Gents, we’re having custom cozies made for our beach wedding in Hawaii and need a slogan them.  We need something better than “Let’s get Mauied” ‘ cause that’s lame. Thanks! ~Maryann, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hawaii Doing?
  2. Honeymumu in Honolulu
  3. Ring Beerers
  4. This Beach is Cold
  5. Serve Us Up [Surf's Up]
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01/27/10

MINT TO BE

Dear Pun Gents, my fiancé and I are giving decorative bags filled with peppermints to guests at our wedding. Can you think of a wedding-appropriate pun for the mints?
~Sarah, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mint To Be
  2. Candied Moments
  3. Sav-our Marriage
  4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
  5. Suckin to None

Help Sarah Out: Comment below with your $0.02

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01/22/10

MATRIMONY MONY

Dear Pun Gents, some good wedding band names. ~Lisa, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Wedding Band
  2. Band for Life
  3. Big Rock
  4. Aislevis Priestley
  5. Easy Briders
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01/21/10

LAWFUL WEDDED WISECRACKS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married - the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Groom with a View
  2. Gay Mon!
  3. Married to a Blog - but he’s a nice fella!
  4. Aisle Be There
  5. Nup it in the bud
  6. Diary of Stan/Frank
  7. Let’s Wed and See
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01/21/10

THE BUCK SHOTS HERE

Dear Pun Gents,  I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
  2. Bailey able to stand
  3. Jello Hooters
  4. Shoot Your Load.
  5. Gal-liano
  6. Totally Kahlua-lass
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