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Puns tagged ‘wedding’:

04/22/16

YOU COMPETE ME

Dear Pun Gents, We need a name for our joint bachelor & bachelorette party. it will be a field day with bride and groom teams competing in various games. Teams are co-ed and not guys vs girls. ~Tania

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Wedding, Steady, Go!
  2. Game, Set & Batchelor
  3. Wedding Bell Lap
  4. Game Marriage
  5. You Compete Me
  6. Victory’s Secret
  7. Say Yes to the Stress
  8. Vows of Revenge
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02/14/11

RECEIVING LINES

Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
  2. I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
  3. You really vowed the crowd.
  4. Set the lovin to high.
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02/13/11

SMILE FOR THE PHOTON

Dear Pun Gents, my AP physics teacher is getting married, and she wants our class to come up with (cheesy) physics puns to put on little Valentine hearts that will be on display at the wedding. The pun has to be romantic and include physics. Example: I’m falling for you, at 9.8m/s^2! Thanks so much! ~Ryan, Palatine

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It Hertz to be apart
  2. You’re my favourite Galileo
  3. I quanta be with you
  4. Your quarks are so charming
  5. Love is Vectorious
  6. Our love is a universal constant
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02/09/10

OAHU-TH OF MARRIAGE

Dear Pun Gents, we’re having custom cozies made for our beach wedding in Hawaii and need a slogan them.  We need something better than “Let’s get Mauied” ‘ cause that’s lame. Thanks! ~Maryann, Sunshine Coast, Queensland, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Hawaii Doing?
  2. Honeymumu in Honolulu
  3. Ring Beerers
  4. This Beach is Cold
  5. Serve Us Up [Surf's Up]
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01/22/10

MATRIMONY MONY

Dear Pun Gents, some good wedding band names. ~Lisa, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Wedding Band
  2. Band for Life
  3. Big Rock
  4. Aislevis Priestley
  5. Easy Briders
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01/21/10

LAWFUL WEDDED WISECRACKS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married – the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Groom with a View
  2. Gay Mon!
  3. Married to a Blog – but he’s a nice fella!
  4. Aisle Be There
  5. Nup it in the bud
  6. Diary of Stan/Frank
  7. Let’s Wed and See
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01/21/10

THE BUCK SHOTS HERE

Dear Pun Gents,  I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Bride is one of the 7 deadly gins.
  2. Bailey able to stand
  3. Jello Hooters
  4. Shoot Your Load.
  5. Gal-liano
  6. Totally Kahlua-lass
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