Alphonse: good name for a typesetter.
Graphic designers are obsessed with kern events. Especially web designers – they love checking out Britney’s css. HTML baby one more time!
I stuck my head in a printing press, because I wanted to learned about type faces.
Back in Sicily I operated a typesetting business. As we specialized in italics, all our numbers were crooked. It was a font for the mafia.