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01/12/200908/12/2007

When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”

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01/13/200904/18/2007

The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.

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