How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the woman who wore a toupee in place of a bra? She was involved in a major rug bust.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You can often tell an organ thief from his accent. Especially the ones from Liverpull.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The mafia hitman brought candles along to his hit. He had to wax someone. He was wicked.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.
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