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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘seafood’:

05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/25/14

The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.

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05/17/14

Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.

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