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When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.
| Topic: clams, crime, food and drink, seafood, shellfish | COMMENT »
The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.
| Topic: crayfish, crustacean, seafood | 1 COMMENT »
Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.
| Topic: food and drink, molluscs, random, seafood, speed | COMMENT »
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