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Puns tagged ‘seafood’:

05/30/14

When I set up an illegal clam bar I was accused of mollusc-station.

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05/25/14

The problem with crustacean bars is they’re way too crawdad.

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05/17/14

Mollusk-shucking speed is measured in clam-eaters per hour.

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