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The mob banging at my gates is a door rabble.
| Topic: danger, lynch mobs, mob justics | 1 COMMENT »
If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.
| Topic: danger, loan sharks, sharks, swimming | COMMENT »
I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.
| Topic: bodily functions, danger, rules, warnings | COMMENT »
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