Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Geri’s Kids
- Long Distaunts
- Last Legs
- Runs In Stockings
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
What do you call an old man on Viagra?
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?