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Puns tagged ‘old people’:

04/19/10

I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.

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02/02/10

OLD FOLKS ROAM

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
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01/24/09

Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.

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12/22/08

The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.

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09/27/08

The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.

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06/25/08

What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.

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10/21/07

How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?

Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.

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09/29/07

Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.

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07/17/07

Note to late-night partyers: If you crank the amps, you risk a fine. It will cost an arm and a leg.

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11/13/06

NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!

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