I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Geri’s Kids
- Long Distaunts
- Last Legs
- Runs In Stockings
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
What do you call an old man on Viagra?
How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
Note to late-night partyers: If you crank the amps, you risk a fine. It will cost an arm and a leg.
NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!