What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
old people
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
The old man who slept with three virgins celebrated his cherry-hat-trick.
The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.
Hemingway was fascinated by aging popes. That why he wrote Old Man in the See.
I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
Surfing while middle-aged requires a lot of forty dude.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
Pastry chefs know that old age crepes up on you.