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Puns tagged ‘old people’:

10/21/07

How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?

Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.

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09/29/07

Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.

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07/17/07

Note to late-night partyers: If you crank the amps, you risk a fine. It will cost an arm and a leg.

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11/13/06

NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!

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11/12/06

Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?

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08/15/06

The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.

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06/22/06

What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?

Gram crackers.

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09/07/05

The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.

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08/13/05

The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.

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