The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
What should you feed your demented, senile grandmother?
The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.