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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘drugs’:

06/04/15

If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.

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04/18/15

It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.

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11/21/14

The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.

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08/03/14

Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?

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07/21/14

Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?

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07/04/14

When Rob Ford came back it was like ‘Release the Crackin!

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05/20/14

‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky. 

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04/01/14

Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.

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02/20/14

Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.

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02/19/14

Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.

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