What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear, the scientists behind Ecstasy drugs are now building a party-gal accelerator?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
(21 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)Loading...Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
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