The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.
When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
It’s easier to fake a drug test than urea lies.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Is Rob Ford an aristocrat or a risk to crack?
Rob Ford. He’s addict/hater?